Sunday, August 2, 2009
Doggy paddle was the first swimming stroke
In case you never learned, or forgot, here is how it goes.
1. Get in water
2. Lay belly down with head out of the water (great for keeping hair pretty)
3. Cup hands and move (frantically) in a circular motion
4. Kick legs
5. Move forward in water (if sinking occurs, acquire swimmies and return to step 2 )
And now, a demonstration:
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Amelia Randall Branigan was born on July 29, 1982
Monday, July 6, 2009
Alcohol should never be used for fire breathing
If one was to attempt to breathe fire, the recommended fuel would be kerosene (or paraffin if your fire breathing internationally) because it has a relatively low flash point (the temperature at which the fuel ignites). Personally, I would not attempt to breathe fire myself - the thought of swallowing flammable liquid and spitting it into a flame a few feet from my face doesn't seem enjoyable.
However, if you are interested in possibly burning your face off and/or dying, here's how they do it. I am in NO way suggesting you try.
For a "safer" way to breathe fire, cornstarch can be used, as seen here.
Regardless of how you do it, I believe fire breathing is something best left to the professionals.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Fireworks are not toys
I witnessed a firework mishap this weekend, a reminder that fireworks are not toys, and should not be handled by children, drunkards, or in this case, people with bad luck (no one was hurt, badly).
Monday, June 29, 2009
There are more possums in New Zealand than people
Unfortunately for the Kiwis, the possums found abundant food and had no natural predators, so they quickly multiplied, and now run a muck of the countryside, spreading disease and eating everything (one little fur ball can eat up to a half a pound of vegetation a day) including endangered Kiwi eggs.
I came face to face with a possum this evening while walking my beast. Here in NJ we don't have cute little big eared possums, we have these evil burnt rat looking creatures...
There are some things on this planet that should clearly refrain from procreation.
For more information on possums, click here.
A special thanks to Katie Foley for editing my posts for grammar.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The first modern infomercial promoted local real estate
Nowadays infomercials run for hours at a time, and promote products from pimple creams, to juicers to hardware. These hour-long commercials usually feature colorful hosts and studio audiences in awe of the miracle product in front of them.
I have to admit, I am one of those people who gets sucked into infomercials. I own magic knives, oxiclean, the Pulse mix CD (I was young with my first credit card, don't make fun) orange glo, the magic bullet, some mop/dog hair remover and countless other amazing products. While I do love my job, I think it would be awesome to be an infomercial host.
One of the greatest infomercial hosts of all time, Billy Mays, passed away today - very sad. He promoted countless products, and had thousands of fans around the globe.
Here's a great video of Billy outside the studio, having fun ordering McDonalds as only Billy Mays could...
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, died today, June 25, 2009 at the age of 50.
Very sad.
Michael Jackson - Black or White
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
A morsel of chocolate will not kill your dog
Theobromine is tolerable for humans, but for dogs can cause poisoning, even death, because they are unable to metabolize it, and it can remain in the bloodstream for up to 20 hours. Symptoms of theobromine poisoning include vomiting and diarrhea, restlessness, hyperactivity, muscle twitching and frequent urination.
It is very important to not give in to your dog, no matter how much they beg, whine, whimper and look up at you with those big (green devil) eyes for chocolate.
Dogs are affected differently by different kinds of chocolate. For example, here is how much of the following chocolates it would take to poison Chloe, my 20 lb Jack Russell-Beagle mix...
- White chocolate - 250 lbs would cause signs of poisoning
- Milk chocolate/Semi-sweet - 1 lb or 4 - 6 candy bars would be poisonous
- Sweet cocoa - 1/3 lb would be poisonous
- Baking chocolate - 2 oz would be poisonous
Other human foods that are bad for dogs include avocado, macadamia nuts, onions, grapes, raisins, garlic, foods high in fat, salt or artificial sweeteners, and alcoholic beverages...
For more info on dog and cat care visit Pet Place.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Graduates originally wore caps and gowns to keep warm
In 1894 a group of scholars met at Columbia College to decide on academic dress, and in 1895 created the Depository for the Intercollegiate Bureau of Academic Costume, making the cap and gown official grad wear.
The cap that grads wear is also derived from clothing worn by religious figures, and is also referred to as a mortarboard, because it looks like the tool masons use to lay bricks.
Tonight I attended a very special graduation ceremony - my darling brother, Max Randall Branigan, was the 10th member of my family to graduate from Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ. He will continue his education at Rutgers University, where he has been accepted into the prestigious Mason Gross School of the Arts.

Smart people love quickie contests!
First person to guess what the following image is, wins it. (I'll also give a prize for most creative guess)
Ready, set, go!

Sunday, June 21, 2009
Superfood for a Superdad
Since it's Father's Day, and my dad is pretty super, I decided to bake him a superfood (blueberry) pie - his FAVORITE. Blueberries are are jam packed with antioxidants, vitamin B6, C, K and dietary fiber. Including blueberries in your diet can decrease your risk of cancer and heart disease and also work as a natural anti-inflammatory.
Here's how I did it...
The Filling!
4 cups blueberries (frozen are fine)
1 cup sugar
Some flour (I rarely follow directions)
Dash of salt
The Crust!
1 bottom crust (store bought)
2 top crusts (store bought) then woven into beautifulness
Combine filling ingredients, pour into bottom crust. Cover with basket weave (or just cover if you are a beginner) crust. Use a baking brush to coat lightly with egg (for shine). Bake at 425 for 10 min, then 350 for about 45 more. It should come out looking like this:
Happy Father's Day to a super dad!
Love you daddy :)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Merengue is a dance of sympathy
Another version of the origin of Merengue is that chained sugar field workers were forced to drag their feet while harvesting to the beat of a drum, thus creating the dance.
Merengue is the official dance of the Dominican Republic, where it is regularly seen in bars and discotheques (especially ones with tourists who have a tendency towards the "drinky drinky").
Would you like to dance Merengue too? Here's a little video to get you started.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
It doesn't take a good job to "bring home the bacon"
Supposedly, back, back in the twelfth century day, a church in the English town of Dunmow promised a side of bacon to any man who could swear to god that he had not fought with his wife for a year and a day. Back then, men who "brought home the bacon" were held in high regards for their good relationships with their wives.
The United States is one of the richest countries in the world and has a depressingly high divorce rate. Maybe that church had the right idea...reward people for treating each other with respect (by giving them bacon haha).
I'll start the trend with the fattiest creation I have EVER baked. Tonight I successfully replicated Bacon Cupcakes!!! (yes, replicated. Credit where credit is due, while I did put my own spin on my little coronary delights, the idea originally came from Kumquat Cupcakery - if you have the opportunity to try one of their creations, consider yourself lucky, they are AMAZING).
Now I know what you are thinking. Bacon, on a cupcake, EWW. But don't knock them till you try them. If you like the salty sweet combo of chocolate covered pretzels, then you will probably enjoy this treat.
Besides, there are farrr stranger ways to use bacon...who wouldn't want a bacon wallet to hold their cheddah? Check it out here.
For more creative ways to make your favorite fatty foods even worse for you, visit one of my FAVORITE blogs, This is why you're fat.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my cakes, and then have a very long date with my elliptical :)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
The Chinese were the first to wear their sunglasses at night
Back back in the 12th century day, Chinese judges would wear "glasses" made of thin lenses of smokey quartz to shield their expressions when they questioned witnesses. Note, Eskimo tribes wore "sunglasses" during prehistoric times, way before the Chinese judges, but they were not made of translucent material; they were thin slices of ivory with slits cut into them, (kinda like Kanye glasses).
The first eyeglass that resembled modern sunglasses appeared during the 18th century when James Ayscough began playing around with green and blue tinted lenses in an attempt to cure vision problems.
Glamorized by Hollywood (see fig. 1), sunglasses became popular in the beginning of the 20th century. In 1929 American entrepreneur Sam Foster began to mass produce sunglasses and sell them at the Jersey Shore, (how fitting) where they were extremely popular.
Now we have sunglasses that come in all different shapes, sizes and colors. How do you know what is in for this season? Maybe consult the experts...

The shades featured in the segment can be found at your local Solstice Sunglass Boutique.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Smart people are born in May...and winners are born in March
Smart people are born in May...and winners are born in March.
I was born on May 10 at 5:28 AM, making Miss Shana Bananas with her guess of 4:33 AM the winner of the official Encyclopedia Branigan Crownie Making Kit. Yay!! I'm guessing I might be getting a Crownie cake this year... haha.
A close runner up was Maven, who guessed 7:13 AM, in third place was LJ with 2:45 AM and honorable mention goes to JAG with 11:27 AM. They will all receive certificates from the University of Branigan for their participation.
I would also like to recognize Paul, and award him the Early Bird Gets the Worm Award, for being the first person to wish me Happy Birthday! Next contest you get three guesses. :)
Thank you for your participation!!!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!
In the U.S., however, Cinco de Mayo is widely celebrated (or has been since I turned 21) by Mexican-Americans, college students and twenty-somethings. So this Cinco de Mayo, get out there, have some fun and commemorate those who fought in Pueblo so many years ago...
For more information on Cinco de Mayo, click here, or visit your local liquor store.

Monday, May 4, 2009
People who listen to Beethoven have high SAT scores
But it's true! I did not score very high on my SATs. (Nope. I did really badly - I am a horrible test taker) BUT I graduated college Summa Cum Laude and I would have to say I enjoy and listen to a lot of the music on the lower end of the spectrum. So while SAT scores do impress colleges (and your mom) they are not a direct reflection of a person's intelligence.
So, all the Lil' Wayne lovers, don't give up! Just make sure you invest in a quality tutor, preferably one that listens to Beethoven.
For more information on Virgil and his awesome work, click here.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Smart people are born in May (and love free stuff)
- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
- Audrey Hepburn
- Tom Bergeron
- Harry S. Truman
- Billy Joel
- Paul "Bono" Hewson
- Salvador Dali
- George Carlin
- Yogi Berra
- Robert Pattinson
- Stephen Colbert
- Janet Jackson
- Bob Saget
- Tina Fey
- Andre the Giant
- Cher
- Notorious B.I.G
- Mr. T
- Tommy Chong
- LaToya Jackson
- John F. Kennedy
The stats are there; two Jacksons, two presidents, and two hosts of America's Funniest Home Videos. How can you argue with that? Take into account Mother's Day and Memorial Day and it's plain to see that May is where it's at.
One week from today, May 10th, will be the birthday of yours truly (it will also be Mother's Day, love you mom). So what better reason to give away FREE STUFF? YES!
Here is the deal. Guess what time I was born. So simple. So easy. What do you win if you guess correctly?
An official Encyclopedia Branigan Crownie Making Kit!!! This all-inclusive baking experience includes:
- Bowl
- Oven mitts
- Dishtowel
- Spatula
- Cookie mix
- Brownie mix
- Pan
- Oil
- Oven timer
- Measuring cup
- Official Encyclopedia Branigan Crownie recipe (you saw it here first, betty)
No, I wasn't kidding when I said all-inclusive. You get everything but the perishables. I don't mess around.
Here are the rules:
- Comment below with your guess in the hour/minute format (time zone not needed) - 0:00
- Choose AM or PM - if you do not include you will be disqualified
- No duplicates
- Siblings/family, asking my mom will not help you; Friends, facebooking my dad will not help you
- Closest time wins
- Include your e-mail address, robot style, unless you like junk mail
- Submit your guess by 11:59 PM EST on Thursday, May 7th, winner will be announced on Friday, May 8th. Just in time for you to bake for Mom (or give to mom, if you are a lazy child) on Mother's Day!
Happy guessing!!



